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Birthday Cards

Funny and smartass and sometimes sweet Birthday Cards for all!
Greeting card with a smiling sun, snow capped mountains, egyptian pyramids, two dinosaurs and a fire, that reads "Things older than you. Happy Birthday!"

Things Older Than You Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card with a border of candles all around the text that read "Happy Birthday Ya Old Ass Mofo"

Happy Birthday Ya Old Ass Mofo

$ 5.00

Pink, blue, teal and yellow greeting card taht reads "Happy Happy Happy Happy BIRTHDAY!! hope yoru birthday is the happiest!"

Happiest of Happy Birthday Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card with a drawing of Bernie Sanders wearing a mask with mittens and balloons that says "Happy Birthday, I got dressed up for ya"

Funny Bernie Birthday Day Card

$ 5.00

Thank you for being the Best Mom Ever Card

Thank you for being the Best Mom Ever Card

$ 5.00

Thank you for being the Best Dad Ever Card

Thank you for being the Best Dad Ever Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card that reads "Ain't no MAMA like the one I Got"

Ain't No Mama Like the One I Got Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card that reads: Of all the time we have together on this Earth, It will never be enough for me with You

Never Enough for Me with You Anniversary Love Card

$ 5.00

You are the Dopest Dad Card

You are the Dopest Dad Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card that says "You are the Most MAGNIFICENT Mom of all the Mom's that EVER Mommed"

Most Magnificent Mom Card

$ 5.00