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Birthday Cards

Funny and smartass and sometimes sweet Birthday Cards for all!
Greeting card with a smiling sun, snow capped mountains, egyptian pyramids, two dinosaurs and a fire, that reads "Things older than you. Happy Birthday!"

Things Older Than You Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card that says, "CHEERS! to being OLD enough for MOM JEANS to trend AGAIN" with a illustration of jeans

Mom Jeans Trend Again Birthday Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card with a border of candles all around the text that read "Happy Birthday Ya Old Ass Mofo"

Happy Birthday Ya Old Ass Mofo

$ 5.00

Pink, blue, teal and yellow greeting card taht reads "Happy Happy Happy Happy BIRTHDAY!! hope yoru birthday is the happiest!"

Happiest of Happy Birthday Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card with a drawing of Bernie Sanders wearing a mask with mittens and balloons that says "Happy Birthday, I got dressed up for ya"

Funny Bernie Birthday Day Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card with pinkGreeting card with orange, pink and light green text that says "You REALLY are the best mom ever. Sorry for being an OCCASIONAL pain in the ass"

You Really are the Best Mom Ever Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card with green, orange and light red text that says "You REALLY are the best dad ever. Sorry for being an OCCASIONAL pain in the ass"

Thank you for being the Best Dad Ever Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card that reads "Ain't no MAMA like the one I Got"

Ain't No Mama Like the One I Got Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card that reads: Of all the time we have together on this Earth, It will never be enough for me with You

Never Enough for Me with You Anniversary Love Card

$ 5.00

You are the Dopest Dad Card

You are the Dopest Dad Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card that says "You are the Most MAGNIFICENT Mom of all the Mom's that EVER Mommed"

Most Magnificent Mom Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card that says "ooof. those other siblings... Well, at least you have me!"

ooof Those Other Siblings Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card that says "I freaking love you so freaking much"

I Freaking Love You So Freaking Much

$ 5.00

Greeting Card that says "Middle. Aged. Wow. Well, Happy Birthday!

Middle Age Birthday Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card with drawing of totebag with a heart on it that says "Mom you are TOTES my FAV"

Mom You Are Totes My Fav

$ 5.00

Dad You Are Totes My Fav Card

Dad You Are Totes My Fav Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card that reads "Happy MOM Day"

Happy MOM Day Card

$ 5.00