Valentine & Love Cards

You Stole My Heart, Now I Steal Your Covers

$ 5.00

Greeting card that reads "thank you for keeping my feet warm"

Thank you for keeping my feet warm Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card that says "you are the BEST first husband I have EVER had"

You are the BEST First Husband Card

$ 5.00

Love You More Than My Favorite Pants

$ 5.00

The Most Wonderful Part of My Life

$ 5.00

I Love You to the Moon and Back

$ 5.00

Greeting card with gray, yellow and green Wordle block that says "I LOVE U"

Wordle I Love U

$ 5.00

Greeting card that reads "You know how we can talk about anything but sometimes I have a hard time talking about emotions and all the feels because feelign are hard and it's way easier to just text about ridiculous shit we read on the internet? Well, I just wanted to put it in writing that I really freaking love and appreciate you and totally think you are the absolute freaking bees knees. Emote over and now back to our regularly scheduled dumbassery."

I Really Freaking Love You Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card that reads "I love you even though you are the SNORIEST Snorer of all the Snorers that EVER Snored"

Funny Snoriest Snorer Card

$ 5.00

I Freaking Love You So Freaking Much

$ 5.00

Greeting card that reads: Of all the time we have together on this Earth, It will never be enough for me with You

Never Enough for Me with You Anniversary Love Card

$ 5.00

You are the best thing that has EVER happened to me

$ 5.00

Greeting card that reads, "You are the BEST HUSBAND of all the Husband's that EVER Husbanded"

Best Husband of all the Husband's Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card that reads: Love You MORE Than Gen-Z Loves MOM Jean. WIth an illustrated picture of mom jeans with little red hearts near the words

Love You More Than GenZ Loves Mom Jeans

$ 5.00

Greeting Card with a pink illustrated heart that says "I love you" handwritten inside of it

I love you card

$ 5.00

Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card. Card reads, Happy Valentine's Day. As your gift I promise not to wear my granny panties

Granny Panties Valentine's Day Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card with hand drawn hearts that says "Happy Valentine's Day"

Happy Valentine's Day Card

$ 5.00

Thank You for Warming My Cold Ass Heart

$ 5.00

OMG You are so Lucky to Have Me

$ 5.00

Greeting card with an illustration of a laptop that says "You are HOTTER than the bottom of my laptop"

Hotter than my Laptop

$ 5.00

Greeting card with an illustration of Bernie Sanders in his mask and mittens that says "Love you like Bernie loves his mittens" with 5 red hearts.

Funny Bernie Valentine's Day Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card with black text that says "Thanks for putting up with all my crap." And in a red word bubble "You're the best"

Thank For Putting Up with All My Crap Card

$ 5.00

I Totally Fancy You

$ 5.00

You are Magic

$ 5.00

Greeting card with a red heart and the text that says "You stole my whole heart. Like seriously. The whole damn thing.

Stole My Whole Damn Heart Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card with orange text that says "you make me happy on levels I can't even explain"

Happy on Levels Card

$ 5.00