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Greeting Card that says "Middle. Aged. Wow. Well, Happy Birthday!

Middle Age Birthday Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card that reads: Missing you so much. And below the text there is a red heart and smaller yellow heart inside the red

Missing You So Much Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card that says, "CHEERS! to being OLD enough for MOM JEANS to trend AGAIN" with a illustration of jeans

Mom Jeans Trend Again Birthday Card

$ 5.00

Mom You Are Totes My Fav

$ 5.00

Greeting card that says "You are the Most MAGNIFICENT Mom of all the Mom's that EVER Mommed"

Most Magnificent Mom Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card that reads: Of all the time we have together on this Earth, It will never be enough for me with You

Never Enough for Me with You Anniversary Love Card

$ 5.00

OMG ILYSM

$ 5.00

OMG You are so Lucky to Have Me

$ 5.00

Greeting card that says "ooof. those other siblings... Well, at least you have me!"

ooof Those Other Siblings Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card with small pink hearts surrounding text that says "Peace and prayers and blessings and love"

Peace and Prayers and Blessings and Love Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card that has three green watercolor trees the text "pining for you" below them.

Pining for You Miss You Card

$ 5.00

Roses are Red Covid Go Away Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card with a orange and pink watercolor heart with white text that reads "sending you the biggest hug"

Sending You the Biggest Hug Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card with dark pink text that reads "sorry things are so crappy mccrap pants right now"

Sorry Things are so Crappy McCrap Pants Card

$ 5.00

Sorry Things are so Shitty Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card with a red heart and the text that says "You stole my whole heart. Like seriously. The whole damn thing.

Stole My Whole Damn Heart Card

$ 5.00

Stupid Freaking Balls

$ 5.00

Stupid Freaking Boobs

$ 5.00

Stupid Freaking Cancer

$ 5.00

Stupid Freaking Covid

$ 5.00

Stupid Freaking Ovaries

$ 5.00

Greeting card with black text that says "Thanks for putting up with all my crap." And in a red word bubble "You're the best"

Thank For Putting Up with All My Crap Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card with green, orange and light red text that says "You REALLY are the best dad ever. Sorry for being an OCCASIONAL pain in the ass"

Thank you for being the Best Dad Ever Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card that reads "thank you for keeping my feet warm"

Thank you for keeping my feet warm Card

$ 5.00

Thank You for Warming My Cold Ass Heart

$ 5.00

Greeting Card that read "Thank you so much!!" in a modern handwritten calligraphy

Thank You So Much Card

$ 5.00

The Most Wonderful Part of My Life

$ 5.00

Greeting card with a smiling sun, snow capped mountains, egyptian pyramids, two dinosaurs and a fire, that reads "Things older than you. Happy Birthday!"

Things Older Than You Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card that reads "This is definitely shit and I am definitely here for you."

This is Definitely Shit - Here for you Card

$ 5.00

Greeting card. The outside of the card says "This is me waving my magic wand to make it all better. But just incase you doubt my wizarding skills..." with an illustration of a magic wand

Waving my Magic Wand - Get Better Soon Card

$ 5.00